Just A Few Rules

Okay everybody. Listen up. I think it's time we lay down a few rules.
No back seat driving. No chewing loud. No posers. No tight jeans on the male gender. No being overly obsessed with Michael Jackson. No fishing for compliments. No cold pizza, you will heat that up in the microwave. No leaving your blinker on. No forgetting to use your blinker. No leaving out the milk. No drinking out of the gallon. And you young mothers, no naming your kids stupid names like Tridger, or spelling Shaun like Sean. No stupid Facebook statuses. No smelling like cotton candy. No wanting cotton candy. No talking about cotton candy, cotton candy is weird. No speaking louder than necessary. SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. No acting like a little snitch. No dissing Tina Fey. No squealilng. I don't like squealers. Thank you and have a nice day.

50 Word Story

Taylor was a good girl never one to be late, express ideas in her brain. Don't think this story is going to be exactly the same as the song because it's not starting with this sentence. Long story short she freakin screwed up her freakin life. Poor Taylor. Poor Taylor.

Blurbs

Taylor by Jack Johnson
Some chick who is a way cool girl starts getting into things that aren't way cool. So that makes her like, not way cool anymore.
Same Girl by R. Kelly
Two friends are talking about the girls they're diggin. The apple of their eyes, or their potential wife. Then they realize they are both describing the same girl. They get pissssed and plan to go show her what's up. She's gonna getttt itttt.
Runaway Love by Ludacris
Several girls go through some crazy hard trials. All they want to do is runaway from their problems. But Luda tries to help them realize in the end it will be okay.
It's All Coming Back to me Now by Celine Dion
Two lovers separate after a relationship of heart break. But when they see each other again for the first time since, the feelings they had for each other at the very beginning come back. Their flame is rekindled, which is tender.
Lucky by Britney Spears
A Hollywood star who lives a life full of the three F's: fame, fortune, and fans; realizes that it may not be as great as it seems. Behind all the glory, she feels lonely.

Sixity Six Six Sixers

10. Yo. What's good in the hood.
9. And that's why I hate donkeys.
8. Don't talk back. Cause he'll getcha.
7. 62 years. Many tears. Hairy ears.
6. Nobody cared. Then they did. Why?
5. Mutual attendance backfired. Sin is in!
4. So I was like, shut up.
3. I'm still writing these freakin memoirs.
2. Why ten sixers? Why not six?
1. Banana peel. Swirve. Thanks Mario Kart.

Song Lyrics

Taylor- by Jack Johnson

Plot- Taylor is a cool chick who starts going downnnn hillll. Poor Taylor.
Character- Taylor, and some random dude named Peter Patrick, but he doesn't really have that much to do with the song. So we'll just forget about him.
Conflict- Taylor began with good motives and started getting into things that drained her happiness.
Theme- Your choices reflect your happiness and who you are as a person.
Setting- Wherever Taylor does what she does best. 

A hero's journey

The Bourne Identity:

The call to adventure:
Jason Bourne is found floating in the ocean and is brought on board a ship.  When he wakes he has no memory of where he is from, how he got their, or even his name.

Rufusal of the call:
Jason Bourne will reach the shores of France in just a day and has a panic attack because he has no home that he is aware of, no identification and no name still.

Meeting the Mentor:
There really is no mentor that stays throughout the movie but a man on the boat tries to help calm Jason Bourne down and tell him that he will remember everything.

Crossing the gateway:
Jason Bourne is sleeping on a park bench which is illegal and is assaulted be French police.  He beats them both up and realizes that he knows less about himself than he thought.  He seems to be some kind of superagent.

Tests, enimies, allies
Bourne finally finds his name.  He is chased by the police at an airport and meets a girl who drives him out of Paris for a price.  When out of Paris he is in his house and is attacked by an enemy.  He later finds out an entire organisation called Treadstone is after him.

Approach to innermost cave:
Bourne makes arrangements to meet the cheif of Treadstone.  This doesn't work out.

The ordeal:
Bourne atttacks the cheif of Treadstone in his apartment.  Many others are their, he is almost killed and kills a few men.

Reward:
His reward is he thinks that he is now free.

The Road back:
He travels to India.

Resurection:
He is free he thinks and gets the girl

Impulse 2

An old man of his fifties wearings a suit is in a hotel room in Columbia along with a woman about thirty years old.  The woman is slightly dirty and packing her suitcase.  There is an old record playing in the background.  The hotel room is very large and spacious.  The woman looking very pale shaking and sweating.  The woman walks to the door fiddles with it a few times, than as if too scared to leave, shuts the door.  The man calmly turns to her.

MAN:  Remember if you don't draw attention they won't search you.
WOMAN: Oh my hell I'm not sure I can do this.
MAN: You don't have a choice you whore! 
WOMAN: I can't I hate it here.  I can't risk going to jail, I might never get home!
MAN: You will calm down!  You knew the risk when you agreed to do this!  Remember your doing this for your children.
WOMAN:  Oh my gosh!  If I'm caught I don't know what they'll do!  I could be killed.
MAN: Theres anti-dog repellent sprayed on the suitcase!  Your a total dang mess!  This isn't as hard as you think it is!  If you can't do this then I'll kill you right now and I know I can find someone else for the job!  Last chance!  Do you think you being shot is what your kids want?
WOMAN: Ok......  Ok.......  Ok.......  My gosh I'll do it.
MAN: Calm down now!
WOMAN: Ok!  Just let me breath this out and I'm ready.
MAN: Just don't make eye contact with airport services, avoid customs, keep to yourself, keep quiet and you'll be fine!
WOMAN: Ok...... oh wow oooooh wow oh my alright I'm ready.
MAN:  You were the worst mistake I've ever made.
The woman leaves the hotel room ignoring the man's disgusting comment.