A hero's journey

The Bourne Identity:

The call to adventure:
Jason Bourne is found floating in the ocean and is brought on board a ship.  When he wakes he has no memory of where he is from, how he got their, or even his name.

Rufusal of the call:
Jason Bourne will reach the shores of France in just a day and has a panic attack because he has no home that he is aware of, no identification and no name still.

Meeting the Mentor:
There really is no mentor that stays throughout the movie but a man on the boat tries to help calm Jason Bourne down and tell him that he will remember everything.

Crossing the gateway:
Jason Bourne is sleeping on a park bench which is illegal and is assaulted be French police.  He beats them both up and realizes that he knows less about himself than he thought.  He seems to be some kind of superagent.

Tests, enimies, allies
Bourne finally finds his name.  He is chased by the police at an airport and meets a girl who drives him out of Paris for a price.  When out of Paris he is in his house and is attacked by an enemy.  He later finds out an entire organisation called Treadstone is after him.

Approach to innermost cave:
Bourne makes arrangements to meet the cheif of Treadstone.  This doesn't work out.

The ordeal:
Bourne atttacks the cheif of Treadstone in his apartment.  Many others are their, he is almost killed and kills a few men.

Reward:
His reward is he thinks that he is now free.

The Road back:
He travels to India.

Resurection:
He is free he thinks and gets the girl

Impulse 2

An old man of his fifties wearings a suit is in a hotel room in Columbia along with a woman about thirty years old.  The woman is slightly dirty and packing her suitcase.  There is an old record playing in the background.  The hotel room is very large and spacious.  The woman looking very pale shaking and sweating.  The woman walks to the door fiddles with it a few times, than as if too scared to leave, shuts the door.  The man calmly turns to her.

MAN:  Remember if you don't draw attention they won't search you.
WOMAN: Oh my hell I'm not sure I can do this.
MAN: You don't have a choice you whore! 
WOMAN: I can't I hate it here.  I can't risk going to jail, I might never get home!
MAN: You will calm down!  You knew the risk when you agreed to do this!  Remember your doing this for your children.
WOMAN:  Oh my gosh!  If I'm caught I don't know what they'll do!  I could be killed.
MAN: Theres anti-dog repellent sprayed on the suitcase!  Your a total dang mess!  This isn't as hard as you think it is!  If you can't do this then I'll kill you right now and I know I can find someone else for the job!  Last chance!  Do you think you being shot is what your kids want?
WOMAN: Ok......  Ok.......  Ok.......  My gosh I'll do it.
MAN: Calm down now!
WOMAN: Ok!  Just let me breath this out and I'm ready.
MAN: Just don't make eye contact with airport services, avoid customs, keep to yourself, keep quiet and you'll be fine!
WOMAN: Ok...... oh wow oooooh wow oh my alright I'm ready.
MAN:  You were the worst mistake I've ever made.
The woman leaves the hotel room ignoring the man's disgusting comment.

Impulse: Bangladesh

An old man of his fifties wearings a suit is in a hotel room in Bangladesh along with a woman about thirty years old.  The woman is slightly dirty and packing her suitcase.  There is an old record playing in the background.  The hotel room is very large and spacious.  The woman looking very pale shaking and sweating.  The woman walks to the door fiddles with it a few times, than as if too scared to leave, shuts the door.  The man calmly turns to her.

MAN:  Don't forget if you don't get their attention they won't search you.
WOMAN: Oh my hell I'm not sure I can do this.
MAN: You don't have a choice you whore!  Don't mess this up for me.
WOMAN: I can't I hate it here.  I can't risk going to jail, I might never get home!
MAN: You will calm down!  You knew the risk when you agreed to do this!  Remember your doing this for your children.
WOMAN:  Oh my gosh!  If I'm caught I don't know what they'll do!
MAN: Theres anti-dog repellent sprayed on the suitcase!  Your a total dang mess!  You can't get caught unless you have a melt down!  If you can't do this then I'll kill you right now and I know I can find someone else for the job!  Last chance!  Do you think you being shot is what your kids want?
WOMAN: Ok......  Ok.......  Ok.......  My gosh I'll do it.
MAN: Calm down now!
WOMAN: Ok!  Just let me breath this out and I'm ready.
MAN: Just make eye contact with airport services, avoid customs, keep to yourself, keep quiet and you'll be fine!
WOMAN: Ok...... oh wow oooooh wow oh my alright I'm ready.
MAN:  I now see why he left you!  Get out go!
The woman leaves the hotel room ignoring the man's disgusting comment.

Edsel is a no-go

Edsel is a no-go,
tell me every secret darling.
Come on baby, come on.
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas,
if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe.
We sittin round cool,
police knock my door.
And maybe i'm crazy,
as long as the planets are turning,
Edsel is a no-go.
Ayatollah's in Iran,
Belgians in the Congo,
don't worry be happy.
Vets, AIDS, Crack, bernie, Goetz.
No hungry mouths to feed.

Shake The Dust

This is for the plumbers,
this is for the roofers who fall off every other time they work,
this is for the NBA refs who get death threats even when they just reffed their best game yet,
shake the dust.
This is for the under payed workers on BYU campus,
this is for the king crab fishers,
this is for the girl who is so gorgeous but is an actress on the worst show on tv,
this is for the lawyers who went to 8 years of college but only make $25,000 a year,
shake the dust.

Direct order

You have been given an order to rock the hell out.  Rock out like you are on a bullet bike on the freeway and there are no cars in sight.  Rock out like you just got a date with Jessica Alba!  Rock out like you just robbed two casinos in one night and got away with it.  Rock out like you are the newest member of the Nitro Circus crew!  Rock out like Mr. Nelson is teaching you how to derby.  Rock out like you found your one true love and you know its right, than you found something even better! 

Im Thinking about you

I'm thinking about you like lovers think of each other.  I'm thinking about you like people think about their dreams, like men think about their families, like horses think about hay, like sunglasses think about the sun, like firefighters think about fire.  I'm thinking about you like teachers think about teaching, like olympians think about a gold medal.

Love Is......

1. Love is a bottle
2. Love is a beat ( a good beat.)
3. Love is a party ( so much fun!)
4. Love is a dirtbike
5. Love is a question ( your never sure of anything.)
6. Love is a six pack
7. Love is a writers paris
8. Love is a dream
9. Love is a rock concert. (wild)
10. Love is a game.

Introduction

I took this class so I can learn to express myself through writing.  I have never enjoyed writing maybe because I do not write very often.  My hobbies are dirtbiking, sports, and just hanging out and having fun with friends.  My aspirations are to someday become a millionaire!