Impulse: Bangladesh

An old man of his fifties wearings a suit is in a hotel room in Bangladesh along with a woman about thirty years old.  The woman is slightly dirty and packing her suitcase.  There is an old record playing in the background.  The hotel room is very large and spacious.  The woman looking very pale shaking and sweating.  The woman walks to the door fiddles with it a few times, than as if too scared to leave, shuts the door.  The man calmly turns to her.

MAN:  Don't forget if you don't get their attention they won't search you.
WOMAN: Oh my hell I'm not sure I can do this.
MAN: You don't have a choice you whore!  Don't mess this up for me.
WOMAN: I can't I hate it here.  I can't risk going to jail, I might never get home!
MAN: You will calm down!  You knew the risk when you agreed to do this!  Remember your doing this for your children.
WOMAN:  Oh my gosh!  If I'm caught I don't know what they'll do!
MAN: Theres anti-dog repellent sprayed on the suitcase!  Your a total dang mess!  You can't get caught unless you have a melt down!  If you can't do this then I'll kill you right now and I know I can find someone else for the job!  Last chance!  Do you think you being shot is what your kids want?
WOMAN: Ok......  Ok.......  Ok.......  My gosh I'll do it.
MAN: Calm down now!
WOMAN: Ok!  Just let me breath this out and I'm ready.
MAN: Just make eye contact with airport services, avoid customs, keep to yourself, keep quiet and you'll be fine!
WOMAN: Ok...... oh wow oooooh wow oh my alright I'm ready.
MAN:  I now see why he left you!  Get out go!
The woman leaves the hotel room ignoring the man's disgusting comment.

Edsel is a no-go

Edsel is a no-go,
tell me every secret darling.
Come on baby, come on.
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas,
if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe.
We sittin round cool,
police knock my door.
And maybe i'm crazy,
as long as the planets are turning,
Edsel is a no-go.
Ayatollah's in Iran,
Belgians in the Congo,
don't worry be happy.
Vets, AIDS, Crack, bernie, Goetz.
No hungry mouths to feed.

Shake The Dust

This is for the plumbers,
this is for the roofers who fall off every other time they work,
this is for the NBA refs who get death threats even when they just reffed their best game yet,
shake the dust.
This is for the under payed workers on BYU campus,
this is for the king crab fishers,
this is for the girl who is so gorgeous but is an actress on the worst show on tv,
this is for the lawyers who went to 8 years of college but only make $25,000 a year,
shake the dust.

Direct order

You have been given an order to rock the hell out.  Rock out like you are on a bullet bike on the freeway and there are no cars in sight.  Rock out like you just got a date with Jessica Alba!  Rock out like you just robbed two casinos in one night and got away with it.  Rock out like you are the newest member of the Nitro Circus crew!  Rock out like Mr. Nelson is teaching you how to derby.  Rock out like you found your one true love and you know its right, than you found something even better!