Just A Few Rules

Okay everybody. Listen up. I think it's time we lay down a few rules.
No back seat driving. No chewing loud. No posers. No tight jeans on the male gender. No being overly obsessed with Michael Jackson. No fishing for compliments. No cold pizza, you will heat that up in the microwave. No leaving your blinker on. No forgetting to use your blinker. No leaving out the milk. No drinking out of the gallon. And you young mothers, no naming your kids stupid names like Tridger, or spelling Shaun like Sean. No stupid Facebook statuses. No smelling like cotton candy. No wanting cotton candy. No talking about cotton candy, cotton candy is weird. No speaking louder than necessary. SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. No acting like a little snitch. No dissing Tina Fey. No squealilng. I don't like squealers. Thank you and have a nice day.

50 Word Story

Taylor was a good girl never one to be late, express ideas in her brain. Don't think this story is going to be exactly the same as the song because it's not starting with this sentence. Long story short she freakin screwed up her freakin life. Poor Taylor. Poor Taylor.

Blurbs

Taylor by Jack Johnson
Some chick who is a way cool girl starts getting into things that aren't way cool. So that makes her like, not way cool anymore.
Same Girl by R. Kelly
Two friends are talking about the girls they're diggin. The apple of their eyes, or their potential wife. Then they realize they are both describing the same girl. They get pissssed and plan to go show her what's up. She's gonna getttt itttt.
Runaway Love by Ludacris
Several girls go through some crazy hard trials. All they want to do is runaway from their problems. But Luda tries to help them realize in the end it will be okay.
It's All Coming Back to me Now by Celine Dion
Two lovers separate after a relationship of heart break. But when they see each other again for the first time since, the feelings they had for each other at the very beginning come back. Their flame is rekindled, which is tender.
Lucky by Britney Spears
A Hollywood star who lives a life full of the three F's: fame, fortune, and fans; realizes that it may not be as great as it seems. Behind all the glory, she feels lonely.

Sixity Six Six Sixers

10. Yo. What's good in the hood.
9. And that's why I hate donkeys.
8. Don't talk back. Cause he'll getcha.
7. 62 years. Many tears. Hairy ears.
6. Nobody cared. Then they did. Why?
5. Mutual attendance backfired. Sin is in!
4. So I was like, shut up.
3. I'm still writing these freakin memoirs.
2. Why ten sixers? Why not six?
1. Banana peel. Swirve. Thanks Mario Kart.

Song Lyrics

Taylor- by Jack Johnson

Plot- Taylor is a cool chick who starts going downnnn hillll. Poor Taylor.
Character- Taylor, and some random dude named Peter Patrick, but he doesn't really have that much to do with the song. So we'll just forget about him.
Conflict- Taylor began with good motives and started getting into things that drained her happiness.
Theme- Your choices reflect your happiness and who you are as a person.
Setting- Wherever Taylor does what she does best.