Just A Few Rules

Okay everybody. Listen up. I think it's time we lay down a few rules.
No back seat driving. No chewing loud. No posers. No tight jeans on the male gender. No being overly obsessed with Michael Jackson. No fishing for compliments. No cold pizza, you will heat that up in the microwave. No leaving your blinker on. No forgetting to use your blinker. No leaving out the milk. No drinking out of the gallon. And you young mothers, no naming your kids stupid names like Tridger, or spelling Shaun like Sean. No stupid Facebook statuses. No smelling like cotton candy. No wanting cotton candy. No talking about cotton candy, cotton candy is weird. No speaking louder than necessary. SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. No acting like a little snitch. No dissing Tina Fey. No squealilng. I don't like squealers. Thank you and have a nice day.